Big Ed Smith
Candidate for Governor
Big Ed is the most qualified candidate to ever run for Governor of our state. Big Ed has chosen to give up his life of leisure just for you, and will give you everything you think you want in life. Honest.
- Support Big Ed, and his promises will turn to gold.
- Support Big Ed and he will give you money
- Support Big Ed and he will end all taxes
Donate today, and get your official "I'm in the Big Ed Club" card.
Ed, Ed, he's my man. If he can't do it, nobody can.
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Big Ed says no more taxes. Plus he says I get cash back. He's got my vote. I hope he keeps all of his promises.
Big Ed is a big tipper. He leaves me a quarter every time he comes into the coffee shop. Even when I spill hot coffee all over his 3 piece suit.
I wouldn't vote for Mr. Edward Smith if he were the last candidate on Earth.